what I say: nice shirt

what I mean: duDE I'M IN THAT FANDOM



I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and


google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

(Source: castielsteenwolf, via forgave)

me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*

me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*



The news better stop saying, ‘Scotland votes NO’. Because Scotland didn’t vote NO. 55% of Scottish citizens voted no. There is another 45% of Scottish people, including myself, that didn’t vote no, nor do they want to be associated with NO.



Dear England

You almost fucking lost Scotland.
I know as an American this isn’t my business really, bit might I suggest that rather than celebrating that Scotland stayed, maybe you want to look at the policies that nearly drove Scotland away from you. Because even with a no vote, I see those…

High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.

Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.

Actual College Professor: lol same.